June 2012
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“hey boo i know you have to save the world or wutevs but lemme kiss ur mouth hole...”
– lady in captain america, because that is what ladies do
how is this guy such a living ken doll btw, it’s unacceptable
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ugh guys
my favorite burger place stopped making veggie burgers and i am so sad, they were so delicious SIGH
i really like this thing i wore today
i am watching captain america and i also rented the woman in black and paranormal activity 3
i wish it was my birthday and florida already i wanna do sun things and get presents
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“The realism of special-effects violence, together with audience knowledge that...”
– Recreational Terror: Women and the Pleasures of Horror Film Viewing, 1997, Isabel Cristian Pinedo
i think this is hella timely in association with the response to what happened to ronald poppo, the homeless man in florida who had his face chewed off. people are treating it as if it’s out of a...
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“Investigators say 21-year-old college student Alexander Kinyua killed his...”
– Morgan Student Admits To Eating Missing Joppatowne Man’s Dismembered Body Parts « CBS Baltimore
DEAR GOD WTF
(via occultist)
Good ol’ Bawlmore
(via alchemicalmajorette)
jesus christ i’m not surprised but the fucking comments
i hope they all die
honestly
die
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May 2012
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Can we stop apologizing for calling people racist?
luxuryailments:
siddharthasmama:
Seriously? I’m kind of side-eyeing a lot of people right now ‘cause I keep seeing people saying “sorry” before they call out someones racism. Also, I keep seeing folks go on to say, “I’m not calling you a racist, but…” — no. Stop right there. That is the same as people saying “I’m not racist, but…”. If you are calling out someones racism, guess what? 99.9% sure...
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hey internet buddiez, if you have lots of...
http://amzn.com/w/7KAHMU27BKME
if not, my birthday is still in 27 days so wish me a happy day then
Watchbigfatcherrybomb:
gabifresh:
me talking about fatkinis on the today show!
great job Gabi!!! this is so fucking awesome
how exciting! i kind of wish she had more time to discuss the idea that fat does not equal unhealthy tho.
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i just had a pretty cool dream about time travel...
but something woke me up and ruined it, i didnt get to see how it ended
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“It is no discredit to Walt Whitman that he wrote Leaves of Grass, only that he...”
– Thomas Wentworth Higginson, The Atlantic, “Literature as an Art,” 1867 (via historical-nonfiction)
#NOELLE
GURL YES
SO MUCH
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omg i just realized nic cage would be great in the...
my ac is not working and i wish i had a pool
and mike ate the last of the macaroni
and i am lazy
and everything is terrible
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so i ordered some super cheap jewelry on ebay
and one of the things i received was not what i ordered, and i sent the seller an email. and they’re like oh sure, we can send you another or refund you, i’m so sorry, etc. and i was like great, i would like the thing i actually paid for! and they’re like we’d be happy to send it out, but only after you leave positive feedback
what the fuck
how do i even respond to that
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can i just hang out with my internet buddiez all...
like if yall are ever in bmore hit me up ok, let’s do stuff
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plus i dont have any comfy cute shoes so i’m stuck being in pain (no ty) or wearing my running shoez SIGH you cant wear running shoes with a cute-ass dress
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i made plans to go into the city today to hang out with internet friends i’ve never met b4 and like, why
i want to do that thing because i like my internet friends, but it’s fucking memorial day so it will probably be hellish and on top of that it is a million degrees outside with the chance of thunder stormz
WHAT WERE WE THINKING WHEN WE MADE THESE PLANS SIGH
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the only way this episode would be okay would be...
stab him in the heart! come on joan
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someone's smoking outside my window while i'm...
it’s like really terrible smell-o-vision i never wanted
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pete, u nasty, smarmy shit
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let’s talk about how i bought a pair of swim bottoms from torrid and they are actually high waist unlike everything else i have seen, which is great i guess, but they don’t actually cover my fat vulva? what is the point? how am i supposed to spend two weeks doing beach shit in florida with my bits hanging out? like i guess in theory other fat people might not have fat vulvas because...
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“If the rest of the fae were as casual about cannibalism as the elf, Claude...”
– Deadlocked, Charlaine Harris
it has been so long since i’ve read a sookie stackhouse novel and i almost forgot how dumb my girl CH is
come on if they are elves and fairies it isn’t CANNIBALISM to eat a human child, especially not if it’s the human child from fqn 2.5 men
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