death at sea—she's hooked.

month

June 2011

miceteries said: omgomgomgomgomgomg FROM WHERE TELL ME UGH uploaded it 4 you: mediafire.com/?bj5gou1c99qcu2d

miceteries replied to your post: ugh period shits Every month I think to myself, “This is it. This is the month my uterus sheds so violently it detaches and leaves my body completely.” AND THEN IT NEVER HAPPENS AND I JUST POOP A LOT AND GET ANGRY AND THIRSTY AND CLUMSY UGH I always ask whoever I am complaining to to tear it out for me but no one ever does :( also true story, there was...

ugh period shits

dear uterus: GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-6-26) →

James Brown (2) Daft Punk (2) The Four Tops (1) Dolly Parton (1) Blakroc (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

rumpshaker asked: oh yeah, duh. that thirft store has a specified day where you can fill up a bag with their clothing for $20. i still prefer my rinky dink half off stores

rumpshaker asked: A few of the thrift stores around me are half off on Mondays, which is not much of a bargain unless I'm trying to get some books or toys. I usually stop in on Tuesdays after work when they have select merchandise for .99. I need to stop messing with the Goodwill, because I will seriously walk in looking for one thing and come out having spent $30 or $40 on a FEW things.

The...

kynodontas asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY. i'm sorry i wasn't able to say it yesterday when it was actually yer day (i was out the entire day), but i hope the aquarium was AWESOME AND WORTHY OF YOUR TIME, and i saw the slice of cake you posted and am glad to hear that shit was WORTHY OF YOUR MOUTH. love you mucho and you are srsly one of my favorite people--like i wished you didn't LIVE ACROSS THE CONTINENT...

“Her name was Maude and she drank whiskey all day from a fruit jar under the...”

– Wise Blood, 1952, Flannery O’Connor

“Her name was Maude and she drank whiskey all day from a fruit jar under the...”

– Wise Blood, 1952, Flannery O’Connor

“Her name was Maude and she drank whiskey all day from a fruit jar under the...”

– Wise Blood, 1952, Flannery O’Connor

“Her name was Maude and she drank whiskey all day from a fruit jar under the...”

– Wise Blood, 1952, Flannery O’Connor

“Her name was Maude and she drank whiskey all day from a fruit jar under the...”

– Wise Blood, 1952, Flannery O’Connor

“Her name was Maude and she drank whiskey all day from a fruit jar under the...”

– Wise Blood, 1952, Flannery O’Connor

“Her name was Maude and she drank whiskey all day from a fruit jar under the...”

– Wise Blood, 1952, Flannery O’Connor

god, true blood is so totally ridiculous

i forgot just how much

miceteries-deactivated20120728 asked: I went up to Austin over the weekend and hung out with a few friends. It was lovely and low-key. And I'm going up to see my parents this weekend, and they've promised me some kind of surprise?? Who even knows. It sounds like you've had a totally fun birthday!

alcove replied to your photo: we watched this over the weekend and while it was… From what I’ve read, the original deals with the racial stuff better. The writers of the US version made a joke of the entire show and the audience. I’m mostly bitter at the fact that they said they’d reveal the killer this season, but copped out. yeah, i wanted to know who the fuck it was! of course...

miceteries-deactivated20120728 asked: Dude, it's my birthday, too! Happy birthday to us!

chrryblssmninja asked: bappy hirthday

imawesam replied to your post: HELLO EVERYONE THIS IS IMPORTANT EAGLEHEART gdi. It’s hilarious. Short, too. Probably not on Netflix yet, though. I h8 Game of Thrones but I’m watching it anyway. Don’t think you’d be into it like, at all, tbh. i suggested it and he didn’t want to :(

abigpileof replied to your post: HELLO EVERYONE THIS IS IMPORTANT what about extreme couponing. :P been there done that too extreme for me

HELLO EVERYONE THIS IS IMPORTANT

please recommend some tv to watch preferably on netflix instant preferably that i would actually like my favorites are the x files, dexter, mad men, buffy, arrested development, parks & rec, peep show, the thick of it, i like true blood and misfits and portlandia actually i love portlandia PLEASE HELP ME WE ARE DYING OF NOT HAVING A TV SHOW TO WATCH HELP US

dear ups human delivery person,

please stop fucking leaving my packages on my front step. don’t put the garbage can or a muddy rubber mat over top of them. take the extra 10 seconds to drop it off around back, for fuck’s sake. some of you do it but then others seem to think leaving shit out in the open is totally inconspicuous. guess what!!! it isn’t. eat shit and die.