Every month I think to myself, “This is it. This is the month my uterus sheds so violently it detaches and leaves my body completely.” AND THEN IT NEVER HAPPENS AND I JUST POOP A LOT AND GET ANGRY AND THIRSTY AND CLUMSY UGH
I always ask whoever I am complaining to to tear it out for me but no one ever does :(
also true story, there was birthday cake downstairs for my and my mom’s birthday because it’s two days apart and I was waiting for her to get off the fucking phone for like 30 minutes so we could eat it and finally she acknowledges my dad to say she didn’t want any and that we could eat it. WHAT THE FUCK. I’M PERIODING. I’M ANGRY. I’M FAT AND I LOVE CAKE. DO NOT FUCKING DENY THE FAT PERIODING CAKE-LOVING ANGRY LADY HER CAKE. JUST DON’T.
oh yeah, duh. that thirft store has a specified day where you can fill up a bag with their clothing for $20. i still prefer my rinky dink half off stores
oooh. that’s too much for hipster clothes. mine sells clothes for like $1.50/lb, records & books for $.50/lb, etc. it is magnificent. i got a tin wall-e lunchbox for less than a dollar. i never find clothes there because they’re just sitting in bins, not at all organized, and it’s too much effort for me, but i normally find books and records for super cheap.
A few of the thrift stores around me are half off on Mondays, which is not much of a bargain unless I'm trying to get some books or toys. I usually stop in on Tuesdays after work when they have select merchandise for .99. I need to stop messing with the Goodwill, because I will seriously walk in looking for one thing and come out having spent $30 or $40 on a FEW things.
The only place that has clothing by the pound is this dumb hipster thrift store paradise that's half an hour away from me. I get so mad when I walk in and see merchandise with that damned thrift store handwriting written on the bottom of a pair of shoes for $3 or $4 and they re-sell them for $20-$30. I WANT TO START THROWING SHOES AT THE STAFF
how is it by the pound if they’re selling stuff for $30!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
goodwills around me are hella inconsistent. same pair of target shoes at one will be $10 and you go to another and they’re $4. ‘round my parts they have super saturdays where everything with a certain color tag is half off, which is pretty good when they haven’t marked their shit up. of course, my favorite thrift store does that every day but it also isn’t a goodwill.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. i'm sorry i wasn't able to say it yesterday when it was actually yer day (i was out the entire day), but i hope the aquarium was AWESOME AND WORTHY OF YOUR TIME, and i saw the slice of cake you posted and am glad to hear that shit was WORTHY OF YOUR MOUTH. love you mucho and you are srsly one of my favorite people--like i wished you didn't LIVE ACROSS THE CONTINENT so we could hang and be cool together and veg and watch movies and swap books and go try on some cute ass clothes, which is something i do NOT say lightly to just ANYONE, and then we could attempt to put clothes on your cats and probably die trying. and that's our friendship would end: with our deaths.
that sounded a lot creepier than i wanted it BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY. <3!!!
awww, you are one of my favorites too. not creepy! although you are talking about us dying together, so maybe it is. if we added some of that cheesecake to the mix then i think it would be a perfectly acceptable death.
thank you!!!! you have an open invitation to live in my closet if you ever want. my boyfriend won’t do it so someone has to. you’ll have to sleep on clothes and shoes but it wouldn’t be so bad.
I went up to Austin over the weekend and hung out with a few friends. It was lovely and low-key. And I'm going up to see my parents this weekend, and they've promised me some kind of surprise?? Who even knows. It sounds like you've had a totally fun birthday!
oooh, I hope it’s a good surprise. my mom gave me underwear from walmart. bad surprise.
From what I’ve read, the original deals with the racial stuff better. The writers of the US version made a joke of the entire show and the audience. I’m mostly bitter at the fact that they said they’d reveal the killer this season, but copped out.
yeah, i wanted to know who the fuck it was! of course i’m not surprised, but it’s ridiculous that they’re stretching it into two seasons when one would have sufficed.
please recommend some tv to watch preferably on netflix instant preferably that i would actually like
my favorites are the x files, dexter, mad men, buffy, arrested development, parks & rec, peep show, the thick of it, i like true blood and misfits and portlandia actually i love portlandia PLEASE HELP ME WE ARE DYING OF NOT HAVING A TV SHOW TO WATCH HELP US
please stop fucking leaving my packages on my front step. don’t put the garbage can or a muddy rubber mat over top of them. take the extra 10 seconds to drop it off around back, for fuck’s sake. some of you do it but then others seem to think leaving shit out in the open is totally inconspicuous. guess what!!! it isn’t. eat shit and die.