as a fat lady

and we went to macys first and they had like, 3 different suits for fat people? no one-pieces, and 3 different ugly patterned separates? well fuck you

so i went to lane bryant instead, which i detest under normal circumstances because they sell the homeliest ugliest shit ever, but you have to do what you have to do. and of course we went to the one LB that doesn’t stock bathing suits???????? what? why? and because i was there i tried on some pants, and no, they fucking sucked and looked awful even though they were “trendy” bright colors, and i tried on a shirt and it was horrible and you know what fuck you lane bryant

i’m gonna go to a different location tomorrow to try on bathing suits but i’m going to be mad and i don’t wanna do it because fuck you your clothes are horrendous and overpriced and FUCK YOU